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Old Dec 19, 2007 | 02:37 AM
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A very Galant Xmas! [/align][hr]

'Twas the night before Christmas
And out in the garage.
There wasn't a trace of a Ford or Dodge.
The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit,
So I figured I'd go mess with my Galant GTZ for a bit.

I popped the release and I lifted the hood,
When a deep voice behind me said "Looks pretty darn good."
Well as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,
And there by my workbench, stood good Ol' Saint Nick!

He just stared at first, not sure what to say,
Then Santa piped in "Don't suppose you'd trade that for my sleigh?'
"Forget it, Mr. Claus" then I started to grin -
"If you've got time we could go for a spin!"

His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,
Burst into a smile when he said "C'mon then, Let's GO!!"
So as not to disturb all my neighbours' retreat,
We pushed my '99 Mitsubishi quietly onto the street.

Then, taking our places to drift down the hill,
I turned on the key, then let the clutch spill.
The sound erupted and took Santa by surprise,
But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.

With cold tires spinning and Magneflow aglow,
We headed on out to roads hot rodders go.
And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears,
With every shift up as I went through the gears.

Then he yelled "Can't recall when I've felt so alive!"
So I backed off the gas and said "Do you wanna drive?"
Ol' Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,
As he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!

Then the V6 exploded with loud exhaust sound!
Santa let out the clutch as the tires tore up the ground.
Power shift into second, again into third!
I grabbed for the handle, at loss for a word.

With the tank reaching empty, Santa returned to his sleigh,
Never to forget that ride in Kalapana Black over leather/gray
Later, I heard him exclaim, as he blasted from sight,
"Merry Christmas, Jon,
it's been a heck of a night!!!"

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Old Dec 19, 2007 | 04:53 AM
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How... long did it take you to make that? Interesting btw
 
Old Dec 19, 2007 | 01:31 PM
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I actually adapted it to my Galant,from this one I posted on Corvette Forums I posted on,inserting my 79 Vette into.-> 'Twas the night before Christmas
And out in the garage.
There wasn't a trace of a Ford or Dodge.
The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit,
So I figured I'd go mess with my C3 Corvette for a bit.

I popped the release and I lifted the hood,
When a deep voice behind me said "Looks pretty darn good."
Well as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,
And there by my workbench, stood good Ol' Saint Nick!

He just stared at first, not sure what to say,
Then Santa piped in "Don't suppose you'd trade that for my sleigh?'
"Forget it, Mr. Claus" then I started to grin -
"If you've got time we could go for a spin!"

His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,
Burst into a smile when he said "C'mon then, Let's GO!!"
So as not to disturb all my neighbours' retreat,
We pushed my old '79 Shark quietly onto the street.

Then, taking our places to drift down the hill,
I turned on the key, then let the clutch spill.
The sound erupted and took Santa by surprise,
But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.

With cold tires spinning and header pipes aglow,
We headed on out to roads hot rodders go.
And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears,
With every shift up as I went through the gears.

Then he yelled "Can't recall when I've felt so alive!"
So I backed off the gas and said "Do you wanna drive?"
Ol' Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,
As he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!

Then the small block exploded with side exhaust sound!
Santa let out the clutch as the tires tore up the ground.
Power shift into second, again into third!
I grabbed for the handle, at loss for a word.

With the tank reaching empty, Santa returned to his sleigh,
Never to forget that ride in my '79 Stingray
Later, I heard him exclaim, as he blasted from sight,
"Merry Christmas, Jon,
it's been a heck of a night!!!"

-P.S.-Yourpics look great,by the way! Merry Christmas!
 
Old Dec 19, 2007 | 01:58 PM
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lol nice, personally i like the corvette on better
 
Old Dec 20, 2007 | 03:22 PM
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HAHAHA thats great, btw my name is jon lol
 
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