I got this in an Email, and i thought you'd all get a big laugh out of it.

very funny.


sorry for all the > marks. came in the email like that.......





. ...........An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an
> >>>>>individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of
> >>>>>resumes he found four people who were equally qualified.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The
>day
> >>>>>came and as the four sat around the conference room table the
> >>>>>interviewer asked :
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>"What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging the first man
>on
>
> >>>>>his right, the man replied,
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>"A THOUGHT."
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>It just pops into your head There's no warning that it's on the
>way;
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>"That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>" And now you sir?" he asked the second man
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>"Hmm.! .. let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know
> >>>>>that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
> >>>>>
> >>>>>"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very
> >>>>>popular cliche for speed." He then turned to the third man who was
> >>>>>contemplating his reply.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
> >>>>>there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the
> >>>>>pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep,
> >>>>>TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
> >>>>>
> >>>>>The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he
> >>>>>had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said.
> >>>>>Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed
>the
> >>>>>same question.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, It's
> >>>>>obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA"
> >>>>>
> >>>>>"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>"Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I wasn't
> >>>>>feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but, before I could
>THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already **** in my pants."
*Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!!!!
>
>*"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."--Chamfort-

 

Lol thats great.

 

HAHAHAHA...

"speed of light"

 

hahahahahah

 

i needed that

 

I laughed in my head.. but i'm so tired i couldnt laugh out loud, lol

 

Ditto.