99 vr4 owner mops the floor......
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99 vr4 owner mops the floor......
So there i was in my vr4 when this douche in a 2000 plus porsche carerra pulls up next to me at the stoplight. He gets me to roll down my window and tells me I have a nice shopping cart --as he is pointing at the wing on the back of my car. I told him he was pretty funny -- and that I would take it easy on him when the light turned green. He didn't find it too funny!
The light turns green and we were both off. I purposely didn't launch to see if he was going to race me... sure enough he launches pretty good and pulls me a couple of car lenghts right off the bat. I put it to the floor wrap first and second gear start pulling next to him-- by the top of 3rd I am a front end ahead of him and starting to pull him pretty good. We both shut it down due to traffic but we both know who got owned.
Later that night... coming back from the bar... extremely loaded!!!! There are only 2 things on my mind, racing and ****ing! Lucky for me this half asian half white hottie rolls up in this yolked, late 90's talon. And again, lucky for me I had 2 things working, the edge, and the "eye of the tiger." Pretty much I was the numero uno stoner. To put this in perspective I was a cross between mario andretti and Mario Lopez------ little did she know she was gonna get it both ways. Pretty much there were two things on my mind driving and thrusting.
The light turns green and things were moving pretty fast, she tried to stop me--but I persisted and my advances proved to be too stong. I pretty much forced my will on her like a bad 80's movie. Like every other night it was over before it began. I followed her to a parking lot. She let me come in her car after I put my junk in her trunk.
-DH
The light turns green and we were both off. I purposely didn't launch to see if he was going to race me... sure enough he launches pretty good and pulls me a couple of car lenghts right off the bat. I put it to the floor wrap first and second gear start pulling next to him-- by the top of 3rd I am a front end ahead of him and starting to pull him pretty good. We both shut it down due to traffic but we both know who got owned.
Later that night... coming back from the bar... extremely loaded!!!! There are only 2 things on my mind, racing and ****ing! Lucky for me this half asian half white hottie rolls up in this yolked, late 90's talon. And again, lucky for me I had 2 things working, the edge, and the "eye of the tiger." Pretty much I was the numero uno stoner. To put this in perspective I was a cross between mario andretti and Mario Lopez------ little did she know she was gonna get it both ways. Pretty much there were two things on my mind driving and thrusting.
The light turns green and things were moving pretty fast, she tried to stop me--but I persisted and my advances proved to be too stong. I pretty much forced my will on her like a bad 80's movie. Like every other night it was over before it began. I followed her to a parking lot. She let me come in her car after I put my junk in her trunk.
-DH
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RE: 99 vr4 owner mops the floor......
Yea the whole second parts was just confusing me way to much, haha
But the first part is cool. Glad to hear you shut him up. My guess is he had the lower version of it which i think runs like a high 13 sec. or something
But the first part is cool. Glad to hear you shut him up. My guess is he had the lower version of it which i think runs like a high 13 sec. or something
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