This should be very funny. I know we all have either read, heard, or said something really ignorant.

Lets make Foxworthy proud!






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k, one i "know" everyone in here has said........ "goddamn civics".............
"that thing looks like a little wind up toy"........

 

I told the Mazda sales-lady at the car-show that I wanted to see a rotary engine.

She lifted the hood, and promptly pointed to the alternator and said there it is, small aint it ?

(The alternator was readily visible on the top middle of the engine but the actual engine was no-where in sight.
It was all covered up by 'cosmetic' black plastic covers and sh@t. I guess they're ashamed of it or sumth'in) [>:]
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I was getting aquainted w/my new 6th grade class. One lil blond haired girl mentioned she had a dirtbike.

I said "alriiiight!, ...what kind?"

She said "blue". Cute.

DT

 

Being a Rex owner, I can think up alot of dumb stuff, but I'm too tired right now, lol. "Mechanic: How many cylinders is it? - It's a rotary, it has rotors. - I know that, duh, but how many cylinders is it?" Anyhoo, I was thinking about putting a 20B in my lil rex, but I'm leaning towards a v6 or small v8... Rotaries are too hard to wrok on, and finding a mechanic who know's what they are is even harder.

 

hehehe............

 

Heh i have one... i was at a local wendys a few days ago when i saw a civic ex and his crew standing around with the classic huddle around the car stances but i made a comment about his civic i cannot remember something about his vtec. now he took offense to this (which was my plan) so then he wanted to race, i accepted, and we lined up then launched and well he slaughterd my stock gst by a car or 2...............ouch............... after i apologized about the comment we got to talkin and i told him i had a new respect for civics the then smiled and said "expecialy when they have the new vtec v6 engine in them" and he lifted his hood...

 

ouch........ well at least he wasnt a complete ******* about it.........

 

yeah thats what i was thinking as i went home