> In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where
>their family member lay gravely ill.
>
>
>
> Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
>
>
>
> "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed
>the worried faces.
>
>
>
> "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain
>transplant.
>
>
>
> It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only
>hope.
>
>
>
> Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for
>the brain yourselves.."
>
>
>
> The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a
>great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
>
>
>
> The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200
>for a female brain."
>
>
>
> The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile,
>avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
>
>
>
> A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question
>everyone wanted to ask,
>
>
>
> "Why is the male brain so much more?"
>
>
>
> The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the
>entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down
>the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

 

The Modern Birds and the Bees:
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to do a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
"You've Got Male!"

 

a couple decide they have to tighten their belts.She says "you're spending £16 pr week on 24 cans of beer,thats gotto stop!"
a week later he says "hang on your spending £28 pr week on make up"she says"yes but thats to make me look loverly and attractive"
he says
"thats what the ******* beer was for!"