i second that notion, what the **** are you talkin about.. yes i knwo about that car i was talkin about your friends pieces of ****

 

Don't forget these classics:
F'ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Find Other Reliable Drivers

 

oh yea :-p i did forget a few.. i'm sure there is many many more

 

heres on backwards

Driver Returns On Foot

 

·Fix Or Repair Daily
·Forget Off Road Driving
·Fought Off Recall Demands
·Fast Only Rolling Downhill
·For Only Retarded Drivers
·Forget On Race Day
·Found On Roadside Destroyed
·Found On Rubbish Dump
·Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot
·Backwards... Don't Ride Over Fifty
·Backwards... Drivers Run Over Furby
·Found On Road Dead
·Factory Ordered Road Disaster
·Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge
·Fords Only Run Downhill
·For Old Rickety Drivers
·Fords Only Race Dogs
·Fat Old Retarded Dodge
·Flip Over Read Directions
·Four Old Rusted Doors
·Fixed On Race Day
·Ford Owner Really Dumb
·Fabrication Ordinaire Reparation Dispendieuse (French for ordinary fabrication expensive repairs.)
·Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
·Flipped Over Russian Dune buggy
·Found On Russian Dump
·For Off Road Death
·Friggin Oakies Really Dig'em'
·Funky Old Road Dog
·Found On Roadside's Destroyed
·First On Recall Day


good chunk of them all right there^^

 

WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE IF YOU HAD 100 FORDS AND 1 CHEVY TRUCK?
You would have a good junkyard and 1 good tow truck.



Thank God Ford doesn't build airplanes.

HOW COME FORD MAKES TRACTORS AND CHEVY DOESN'T?
Because Chevy couldn't make them slow enough.

If all the vehicles in America were built Ford tough, the shoulders of America's highway would be a much more crowded place.

WHAT DOES THE GT STAND FOR ON A MUSTANG?
Glue together

WHY DID FORD PUT HEATERS IN THE TAILGATES OF THEIR NEW TRUCKS?
To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck into the shop.

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FORD AND A SHOPPING CART?
A shopping cart sure is a lot easier to push.

WHY ARE THERE SIDEWALKS BESIDE MOST STREETS AND HIGHWAYS?
So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home.

HOW IS A GOLF BALL DIFFERENT FROM A FORD?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards!

This is Chevrolet country and on a quiet night you can hear a Ford rust...

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lollypops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollipops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If it wasn't for our Fords, our tools would rust.

This is your brain "CHEVROLET", this is your brain on drugs "FORD".

Buy a Ford and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the rest.

Have you driven over a Ford lately?

Ford trucks the worst always rest

I could never keep a Ford under me, I was always under the Ford.

Next time some Fordnatic claims Ford means "First on race day" remind them that anything could be fast if a team of mechanics worked on it all week so it would last long enough to run one race before needing another weeks work.

WHY ARE THE NEW FORD TRUCKS MORE AERODYNAMIC?
So they will save the Chevrolet's gas when the Chevrolet's tows them away.

WHAT SHOULD THE FORD MUSTANG REALLY BE CALLED?
The Ford Rustang

WHY IS THIS COUNTRY SO FAR IN DEBT?
Because the President drives a Ford.

WHAT DID THE CHEVROLET SAY TO THE FORD?
Would you like a tow home?

HOW CAN THEY APPROVE THE NEW FORD TRUCK?
Put a Chevrolet engine in it.

HOW MUCH WOOD CAN A FORD TRUCK HAUL IF A FORD TRUCK COULD HAUL WOOD?
As much as the Chevrolet tow truck can tow in front of it.

WHAT SHOULD A FORD THUNDERBIRD REALLY BE CALLED?
A ford thunderturd

SPEED KILLS DRIVE A FORD LIVE FOREVER

I'd rather push a Chevrolet than drive a Ford!

HOW DO YOU DOUBLE THE VALUE OF A PINTO?
Fill it with gas!

Ford Escort Me To A CHEVROLET Dealer.

Have you out driven a Ford lately?

WHAT SHOULD A FORD TAURUS REALLY BE CALLED?
A Ford Tortious.

If Ford mean's (First on race day) It is only because it is still there from the last race day.

Ford is just jealous because Chevy is nicer and we get to wear our bowtie's all the time.

Do you know that Ford has admitted they are expensive and unreliable? That new commercial they are running says so! When Alan Jackson says "If I had me some money" he admits he can't afford one, and when he adds that he'd "buy a Ford truck or two" it because he needs a spare

Have you dusted a Ford lately?

 

I come in here being as friendly as possible and find people like you, it always makes me laugh... what do you drive there tough guy?

I don't understand why people talk **** like it's a wave of one car make vs. another.... it takes some nerve to talk **** about acompanythat has unbelievably fast cars....

what your saying would be the equivelent of me coming in here and saying the EVO VIII sucks *** but the EVO VIII FQ-400 is awesome... in the end they are both good cars and if I said that it would be a big mess of contradiction

 

well as my daily driver i drive an 06 chevy aveo, and in my garage is a 1996 Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder GS

and i talk **** because i posted my views about fords and the only really good ford is the GT-40..and you got offended cause you realised you spend way too much money on a piece of **** that wont ammount to much...

sry if i offended you....but it had to be said


~~Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If it wasn't for our Fords, our tools would rust. ~~ i laughed when i read that one

 

I got offended because the GT-40 and the GT (two different cars) aren't the only good cars.....
I'll be the first to admit fords 16V 4.6is a piece of ****, but to call a 32V 4.6 a piece of **** is just ignorent... the new GT500 has the same engine as the GT as well, which is a 5.4 32V

now pay attention... GT-40


Ford GT


the FordGT is a better car because the roof extends taller to accomidate taller people and has all the nessecities a DD would need

 

Next time though, please get your measurements correct...The 40 in GT40 is the measurement in inches (not centimeters ) from the ground to the roof.