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Old Jun 2, 2007 | 04:31 PM
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Whats the first thing a woman does after she checks into a battered womans center?

The dishes if that b*tch knows whats good for her.
 
Old Jun 2, 2007 | 04:48 PM
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*fake laugh*hahahaha so funny lol
 
Old Jun 2, 2007 | 04:56 PM
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LOL yeah dude........ lame
 
Old Jun 2, 2007 | 05:19 PM
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i still love the classic.....

what do you call a women with no black eyes??

-a women with no black eyes

what do you call a women with 1 black eye??

-a women with 1 black eye.

what do you call a women with two black eyes??

-she learned her lesson.
 
Old Jun 3, 2007 | 12:11 PM
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haha, might get yelled at for this one.....

why doesnt saddam have sex with his 3 wives?

every time they spread there legs he sees bush...
 
Old Jun 3, 2007 | 09:31 PM
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haha, might get yelled at for this one.....

why doesnt saddam have sex with his 3 wives?

every time they spread there legs he sees bush...
Ahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahaa
 
Old Jun 3, 2007 | 10:16 PM
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Dude... the female members of the forum are NOT impressed lol
 
Old Jun 4, 2007 | 07:51 AM
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why did the women cross the road....
who care why isnt she cooking..
what do u say to a woman with 2 black eyes....
nothin you told her twice

(blame my dad not me)
 
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