just thought of another one

yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

 

i got another one. yo mama so ghetto she thought the elevator was a mobile home

 

yo mommas so stupid she used white-out for a highlighter (i laughed so hard when i heard this one)

 

I started this thread months ago...this is old news

Yo mama's ***** so dry.....the crabs carry canteens! Ohhhhhhhhhh

 

^^^^^^hahahaha.

Yo mama's so fat, when she puts on her yellow rain coat people shout for a taxi.

Yo mama's so fat, that when little children want to see a total eclipse of the sun, they just give yo mama a call.

Yo mama's so huge that when she went swimming, someone called the cops because the thought someone done freed willie in the municipal swimming pool.

 

yo mama so fat she sweats crisco

yo mama so bald she looks like a used condom

 

https://mitsubishiforum.com/m_67113/tm.htm page 6 or 7

 

HAHAHAHA still awesome

 

Yo momma SOO nasty, when she invited me over for dinner, and i arrived and asked what we were going to be eating, she jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said CRABS!